Sonni Hopkins's definitions

falk

Verb. A contraction or blending of the words 'talk' and 'fuck'.
To falk is to hold an erotic conversation, by telephone or IM, ideally leading to a long-distance orgasm by both parties.
falked, falking, falker.

He'd call, and we'd falk for hours.
I love the way you falk to me!
A master of words, his IMs would falk me into ecstacy.

by Sonni Hopkins November 11, 2008

Orgyasmic

Or-gy-as-mic: adj.

1. Like an orgasm with the force of a whole orgy.

or

2. A level above orgasmic in praise.

1. "I came like a hundred cums!"

2. "That pizza was better than orgasmic, it was orgyasmic!"

by sonni hopkins September 15, 2011

Falk

A Verb. A contraction, or a blending of the verbs 'to talk', and 'to f*ck'.
To falk is to hold conversation, via IM or by telephone, erotic by nature, that leads to a long-distance orgasm of both parties.

I can't wait to falk with you!
I love the way you Falk with/to me!

by sonni hopkins November 21, 2006

one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck

Covert expression for the male (possibly uncircumcised) sexual tool.
see: one eyed trouser trout

His best catches were when he used his one-eyed night-crawler-with-a-turtleneck as bait.

by sonni hopkins September 7, 2005

snert

The sound from the back of your throat that comes when trying to subdue your laughter while talking; similiar to a snort.

In written form, an exclamation used as an indication of sarcasm.

"Oh, yeaaah! She meant every word of it(snert)!"

"(snert) She called him a WHAAAT?"

by sonni hopkins June 23, 2007