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Bjødni
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Is a word for anyone waking up 5.30 AM solely to the
purpose
of
milking
cows. Can also be
used
as a random word to confuse the recipient of the sentence.
His name is
Bjørnar
, and works as a Bjødni.
Let
's go to the Bjødni and Bjødni a
little
Bjødni.
Bjødni
by
Sonch
January 14, 2010