Definitions by Someplace Dude

tastes like jesus 

Used to describe when something was terrible. Can be used for awkward social interactions, bad-tasting food, an event that was a total let down, or when you have to give great customer service to a total asshole.

*you escape from an awkward social interaction where everyone was struggling and failing miserably to make conversation*
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."

*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"

tastes like jesus by Someplace Dude August 21, 2016

Go Eat Your Foot 

A phrase to say when upset by a friend's snotty-ness

Oh, Go eat your foot!

Go Eat Your Foot by Someplace Dude November 17, 2010