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swag 

Swag is an exceptionally virulent psychosomatic pathogen that is often prevalent in middle and high schools, usually in the case of dull-witted, belligerent arse heads who gain a reputation as such throughout their academic careers. The pathogen often promotes repetitive neural patterns and severely impairs cognitive functions such as critical thinking, individuality, and common sense. Much in the same fashion as paranoid schizophrenics, those afflicted often suffer visions of grandeur or over exaggerated senses of accomplishment.

A turtle pooped in my yard and I took a picture of it. Hashtag 420yoloswag.

swag by SomeoneSomewhereEverywhere December 19, 2014