Definitions by Someone who's better than you. I rule.

evil bob 

a bob who is as evil as hamsters are furry. he must not be trusted.

that evil bob killed my dog!

evil bob by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 19, 2004

ugly bob 

a bob who is too ugly for words. I hate ugly bob, he's so ugly.

if I had a dog that had a face like ugly bob I would shave it's ass and make it walk backwards.

ugly bob by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 19, 2004

townie bob 

what bob is called when he puts on his bling threads and starts saying "innit".

townie bob called me a "fuckin goth innit". I hate him.

townie bob by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 19, 2004

justice bob 

what bob is called when he becomes a judge.

justice bob sentenced me to 7 years in jail for picking my nose.

justice bob by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 19, 2004

redneck bob 

what bob is called when he gets caught in the sun, gets a red neck, and grabs a pitchfork and starts humping his sister and marrying his cousins, and saying "yeehaw"

redneck bob humped my sister, then humped his sister, then humped your sister.

redneck bob by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 19, 2004

boner bob 

what we call bob when he has viagara and walks about with a boner.

boner bob walked into and old woman and satisfied her.

boner bob by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 19, 2004

transexual bob 

what we call sheila when she gets her cock on.

transexual bob's cock fell off into my martini.

transexual bob by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 19, 2004