justice bob

what bob is called when he becomes a judge.
justice bob sentenced me to 7 years in jail for picking my nose.
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dead bob

what we call bob after he dies.
dead bob smells too much. let's bury him.
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townie bob

what bob is called when he puts on his bling threads and starts saying "innit".
townie bob called me a "fuckin goth innit". I hate him.
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big things

big things are things that go with mountains.
I just saw a picture of a mountain and some big things. I rule.
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evil bob

a bob who is as evil as hamsters are furry. he must not be trusted.
that evil bob killed my dog!
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redneck bob

what bob is called when he gets caught in the sun, gets a red neck, and grabs a pitchfork and starts humping his sister and marrying his cousins, and saying "yeehaw"
redneck bob humped my sister, then humped his sister, then humped your sister.
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Him

Him sucked so much they had to be put down.
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