Hoe Code

Hoe Code or Girl Code is a set of unwritten rules among the female population that associate with how to act or socialize with friends and other women. It is the female counterpart to Bro Code. Both phenomenons have some of the same rules and regulations, but hoe code has some more specific rules about different scenarios. There are dozens of very specific rules and scenarios that are categorized into two big ideas.

1. Being a good friend:
Women friendships are a lot more complicated than male ones. Some rules include:

Never blowing off your friends to hang with a guy (comrades before Chads)

Not dating ex-boyfriends unless given the consent to do so

Not dating current crushes or fairly recent crushes

Having ZERO sexual relations with current boyfriends (includes flirting and sexting)

Rejecting the advances of any friend’s crush

Keeping secrets secret

Eternal support

Consulting friends about buying something/ having a major change in appearance

2. Being a good woman:

Complimenting something about a new woman’s appearance

Constantly watching another woman’s drink when she gets up or isn’t looking

Pretending to be a lady’s girlfriend, friend, sister, etc to shoo off a potential rapist

Giving up a spare pad/ tampon to ANY GIRL OR WOMAN who needs it. No exceptions.

Holding back a girl’s hair if she’s vomiting

Notifying a girl if she’s unknowingly experiencing a wardrobe malfunction

Sally: Chad and I are so happy together. He means the world to me.
Becky: *shamelessly flirts with Chad*
Sally: You fucking broke Hoe Code. Stop fucking with my boyfriend you fugly slut

by Some.Random.Bitch May 17, 2020