Some weirdo from Elizabeth's definitions

Elizabeth

A cozy little town in the western part of West Virginia that even natives of the state forget. The county seat of Wirt county , and the site of a big oil boom before the Civil War. Now just a sleepy town that people move to for the decently short commute to Parkersburg while also having to pay less taxes. And the decent school system which is the largest employer in the county. A highlight of the town being Wilson Eisman Field, the first high school stadium to employ LED field lights in the state of West Virginia.

WV native 1: I’m from Elizabeth.

WV native 2: Oh, where’s that?
WV native 1: Down 14 between, Mineral Wells and Spencer.
WV native 2: *audible blinking*

by Some weirdo from Elizabeth February 20, 2021