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Dick-squeezer

A male friend that for some reason grabs all of their friends dicks, usually in social gatherings. They take pride with every single squeeze it's one of their main reason for living, if they don't get a squeeze in daily they will become depressed.

Greg: look out here comes Tony, he's a dick-squeezer

Mike: what?

Tony: hey guys(squeezes greg and mike's dicks)

Mike: what the hell, he just squeezed my dick

Greg: told you, he does that

by Some really really smart guy May 12, 2018

cecchi

Getting really drunk on pocket beers, and offering sexual favors to anyone that make eye contact

Did you see that guy going full Cecchi at the bar last night?

Yeah, he gave out ZJs all night!

by Some really really smart guy April 24, 2017