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Boy girl 

A female who is often confused witha tomboy because she is often posing as one, and supporting all the same things a tomboy would support (such as egalitarian beliefs). Unlike a true tomboy, a boy girl is excessively masculine in bearing and might even shave her head or try to dress like or be like a well known tomboy, or even call herself a well known tomboy, convinced that she has become this other person she wants to be, but is just a little too masculine and tries a little too hard to outdo everything everybody else, male or female, is doing.
The reptilian boy girl Caindace dressed her teddy bear and dog in paratrooper's uniforms. Her older sister Abella was a true tomboy, a daddy's girl, but she had always been her mother's spy.
Boy girl by Solid Mantis March 30, 2021

Boy girl 

Not to be confused with a tomboy, a boy girl is excessively masculine in bearing, in the way a male boy girl is excessively effeminate. Both a male boy girl and a female boy girl could be reptilian.
His eldest child Abella was a tomboy, but his youngest Caindace was a boy girl.
Boy girl by Solid Mantis March 30, 2021
Something that doesn't have to be the reality of who you are.
The guy invited his brother in law to a pig pickin where he shot him dead and made it look like they had an argument over a garden hose to improve his tough guy image. The garden hose was the surface matter, but since he had already known the argument would take place while his brother in law was there, which made his actions premeditated.
Image by Solid Mantis March 29, 2021

Bullshit 

Someone who wants to get to the bottom 9f a mystery until they do and it's no longer a mystery. Once it's no longer a mystery they want to go back and make it a mystery again, to keep their notion of hope alive.
Fuck hope, it's for weak people. Bullshit people want to be nosy and dig up the bottom of a rabbit hole until there is no more mystery, expecting nothing less than a miracle all the time. Once they are shown the mystery, they want it to be a mystery again, they pretend it will bring the world hope, when really they're only trying to make their own life better, the hope is only for them because without it they are weak.
Bullshit by Solid Mantis March 28, 2021

Bullshit 

Someone who wants to get to the bottom of a mystery until they do and it's longer a mystery is bullshit.
The engineer invented a crystal ball machine that got to the bottom of a mystery, and still ended up destroying it because some people couldn't really handle the mystery they thought they wanted to get to the bottom of. Bullshit people are the most cynical people in the world, which is why they always want to hear positive bullshit and convince themselves that they are full of boundless optimism, when really they're just full of shit.
Bullshit by Solid Mantis March 28, 2021

Banana republic shit 

Shit that goes on in a country where the average penis size exceeds 7 inches in length.
Some people were calling the election Banana republic shit, since they knew that it wasn't like us. America is a superpower, but it's not the country with the largest penis sizes in the world, if we are honest with ourselves and don't let the superpower factor get to our heads. At least China doesn't have to think about it, they know they have some of the shortest dicks in the world (even shorter than the Irish), and they're going to take over everything anyway.
An entertaining guy, but he's never going to realize what an asshole he is. No wonder he has aides.
Trump- I didn't think I was being an asshole, I thought I was doing a good job.
Trump aide- Trust me sir, you were an asshole. That's what I'm here for sir.
Trump by Solid Mantis March 27, 2021