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by Solid Mantis August 28, 2018
Get the Alaskan wildlife fucker mug.As badass a name as Bruce Lee for a kid, Bruce Wayne was a guy who could destroy a dojo, building, alleyway, or city full of motherfuckers. Bruce Wayne was a legend, ninja, billionaire playboy and firefighters all in one. He had state of the art gadgets, explosive powders, money, cars, and a suit that could stop about anything but point blank shots. He came closer to flying than Bruce Lee did.
Bruce Wayne was a one man army funded by himself. If he was real, he's be whooping ha rules ass worse than tupac would if he was alive.
by Solid Mantis January 20, 2019
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by Solid Mantis January 26, 2019
Get the Spiderman mug.Guy 1-Where are we going today?
Guy 2-We're collectively going where one girl wants us to, ask Helen of troy if you can get to her. They fucked with the wrong girl, she's a badass now dude.
Guy 2-We're collectively going where one girl wants us to, ask Helen of troy if you can get to her. They fucked with the wrong girl, she's a badass now dude.
by Solid Mantis February 2, 2019
Get the Helen of troy mug.You think you don't go up the big ass corkscrew with the other pieces of shit at the sewage treatment plant? You think you're a special piece of shit?
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2018
Get the Sewage treatment mug.To treat your kid like they're better than you rather than equal to or less than. To refrain from whooping a kids ass, even a deserved ass whooping.
Lindsay's mother and father spared her the rod because they thought she was special and didn't want to ruin her. They gave her everything she could think to want and turned her into a mollycoddle, but its not her fault. Blame her parents, they said spare the rod.
by Solid Mantis August 29, 2018
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