Helicapitation

Decapitation by helicopter rotors.

The wind gust up high on the mountain turned a search and rescue into a helicapitation. The guy had no body to call for help.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Darn

If theres one thing worse than saying darn or heck for emphasis, it's when somebody who's already said damn goes back and tries to say darn afterward. You were already as free as anybody else to say damn (and if you said damn you were free enough to say it), but you still go back and try to replace it with darn instead. Darn doesn't replace damn, that's why damn is damn, it's a different level of emphasis.

He/she was the kind of person who would claim that other people were responsible for his/her own internal auto correct. Other people just said damn instead of darn, they didnt have to have everything correct, politically or otherwise. Really he/she was the kind of plain and bossy minded person who didnt like resistance to his/her bullshit no cursing/be more than 100 percent functional policies/rules that even he/she didn't adhere to when nobody was looking.

by Solid Mantis June 01, 2020

Machine

Something that is part of a larger, collective machine.

That guy smashing the bottles over his head to feel something is a machine, he's a clown.

by Solid Mantis May 06, 2021

Illusion

You might have thought Jack Palance and Matt Damon were really Irish (or South African for Matt Damon), or Colin Farrell was really Italian, or Jeffrey Wright was really a Dominican that was racist against black people, or that Lorraine Bracco was Jewish and Ray Liotta was Italian (who knows who the guy really is but him) until you looked it up on Wikipedia (or behind you). Then they start to seem a little bit more like posers trying to talk weird than people that teenagers look up to or try to become.

The usher didn't want some schoolboy showing up late to the show, the quiet heped maintain the illusion.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2021

Demotivation

Something I try to practice rather than preach.

Demotivation will keep me from getting off my ass and doing something.

by Solid Mantis September 10, 2019

Competitive

A city doesn't have to be competitive any more than a person has to be competitive.

How can anybody like a city, person, or company that is uber competitive?

by Solid Mantis December 07, 2020

98 pounds and tough as nails

Someone who gets on a reality show claiming to be a badass and thinks anybody who notices what they're really like is underestimating them.

The 98 pounds and tough as nails girl thinks anybody who remembers how much she whined about everything as a kid is underestimating, bullying, or censoring her.

by Solid Mantis July 21, 2020