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She doesnt even smile while trying to sell people shit that doesnt work nowadays.
The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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An actress who's full of shit. Some people really did get ass whoopings on a regular basis from their fathers growing up.
The shopnow feng shui bracelet actress wants to try and prove that females are now getting ass whoopings from their fathers to support her claims of females having harder lives throughout history, and that they've faced more atrocities than males. Her father really treated her like a JAP (Jewish American Princess), ask the people that knew her best in life.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.
Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood, woooooooo!

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.
Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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Problem child

A therapist doesnt need to tell a problem child that they're the problem, a true problem child already knows they're the fuckin problem.
If a problem child thinks somebody else is the problem, they're not much of a problem child are they?
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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Has been sexiest guy/girl

Someone who was a rock star or something similar in the 80s but is no longer in style.
People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.

Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?

Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.

Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me. Sometimes I feel so much rougher than other people my age, like they could never have gone through what I went through and make it like I did, or like their thoughts and emotions could never get as deep as mine.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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Has been sexiest guy/girl

Someone who was a rock star or something similar in the 80s but is no longer in style.
People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.

Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?

Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.

Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me. Sometimes I feel so much rougher than other people my age, like they could never have gone through what I went through and make it like I did.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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