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The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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The shopnow feng shui bracelet actress wants to try and prove that females are now getting ass whoopings from their fathers to support her claims of females having harder lives throughout history, and that they've faced more atrocities than males. Her father really treated her like a JAP (Jewish American Princess), ask the people that knew her best in life.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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If a problem child thinks somebody else is the problem, they're not much of a problem child are they?
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
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by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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