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Someone who expects everyone to be friendly. Nobody owes it to anybody to be friendly or welcoming all the time, or to like/pretend to like every stranger they ever met. In life, if you make a few true friends, you have what some people pretend to have, and what many never get. Why would you need more than that? Why would you already like/love/trust somebody you never met, a stranger. Anybody who says they like/love/trust a stranger is pretending to like/love/trust a stranger.
Only a pretentious person would say they liked/loved/trusted someone they never met before/didn't know well. Someone who wanted everyone to assume they owed it to other people to like/love/trust everyone, including them.
by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020
Get the Pretentious mug.A movie where two of the main characters, Wade and Dalton, are two American guys who dont speak Spanish to each other throughout the entire movie, except for some reason Wade calls Dalton mijo, and Dalton calls Wade senor. Talking to a guy who speaks Spanish and calling him senor, or him calling you senor, makes sense, but two guys who dont speak spanish to each other calling each other mijo and senor is fuckin weird.
by Solid Mantis April 23, 2020
Get the Road house mug.Somebody who no matter how hard they try and keep a straight face while looking in the mirror, are secretly laughing at the funny lookin guy/girl looking back at him/her from the inside of the mirror.
Funny lookin guy/girl looking in the mirror- Today, you're gonna keep a straight face for five minutes. Don't underestimate yourself, what is that a smirk forming in the corners of your mouth? You want to keep your teeth? Yea, keep a straight face on your face. If anybody messes with you, say what you just said, just like you just said it. What was the other thing Kevin's big brother said when he was 5? Oh yea, what are you lookin at? That's what it was. Say that too if anybody looks at you. You just gotta keep practicing, 5 minutes, 6 minutes, 7 minutes.
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020
Get the Funny lookin mug.Of course the 98 pound weakling is going to say that he/she is hungry. It's an excellent defense mechanism, especially if it's one of the many defense mechanisms/tricks that he/she has used for his/her entire life.
by Solid Mantis January 19, 2021
Get the 98 pound weakling mug.If you look online, you don't have to wonder where the toilet paper is going. As long as there's nothing keeping somebody from buying 10 packs of toilet paper they don't need, they're gonna start an online toilet paper business and make 10 times what the store would per pack of toilet paper or water, and the people who were at work when the truck came in are still gonna end up being their buyers online.
by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020
Get the Toilet paper mug.A high speed interchange designed to funnel traffic from one highway into the lanes of oncoming traffic on another.
None of the drivers or passengers who died were drinking. Now people are worried about leaving their driveways, what if the state designed another new doomsday interchange somewhere else?
by Solid Mantis January 3, 2020
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