Solid Mantis's definitions

Canine

Cain's best friend.

Cain was the kind of guy who would have a German shepard and a shepard's cane, if not another kind of canine if he were a real person and not someone to reference to in life.

by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021

Knuckles haircut

A haircut that makes somebody look like sonic the hedgehog.

Guy-He/she has a knuckles haircut, like knuckles the echidna from sonic the hedgehog.
Other guy-Man shut the fuck up, you get online and say shit about somebody, why don't you tell them about their knuckles hair?
Guy- I'm fuckin scared of him/her, why do you think I don't say nothing except online man? I'm fuckin scared to say the shit I say online in real life, I'm too embarrassed to do anything, fuck.
Other guy- Yea, you a fuckin racist hater, I knew it, you fuckin bitch.
Guy- Don't tell anybody I'd be too embarrassed.

by Solid Mantis November 29, 2019

Tree canopy

Some cities wouldn't be the same without their tree canopy. Central Park wouldn't be Central Park without a tree canopy. Why would somebody trade that for development, no matter what kind of dollar signs they envisioned to go with it?

Not all development is inevitable, developers can be told to go fuck themselves like anybody else. A tree canopy isn't something to take for granted.

by Solid Mantis March 22, 2021

Clean shaven

What every male was before he was bearded.

When you look through a yearbook, you don't think this kid looks like he belongs on a golf course, you think this kid looks like a teenager. Being clean shaven doesn't indicate anything about someone's lifestyle (unless you're judging a book by its cover).

by Solid Mantis January 14, 2020

Competitive

Being more focused on victory, or the aspects like domination of an activity, than actual enjoyment of the activity for or by anybody else.

No wonder he/she wasnt thought of as fun to take to parties anymore by the people who once thought he/she was (some had never thought that he/she was fun to take anywhere or be around), he/she really thought of life as nothing but a competition, and had come up with spiritual answers to everything that other people didnt think were competition in life despite not really believing in any of the bullshit answers himself/herself. One thing a competitive person doesn't get is how much loss their is in a war that is considered won by the group that calls themselves the winners, they're too focused on the winning part to get it, despite claiming to be somehow deeper thinking than other people (depth is also no good if it turns into competitive bullshit). Focusing on something besides winning would actually cause them to look at negative things in themselves and other people and wonder if they're really such a winner that they claim to be, or whether it's just everybody else that is the bully, or the asshole, or the negative influence.

by Solid Mantis July 20, 2020

Golf clap

A VD many golfers get.

Every golfer that fucked her got the golf clap.

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2019

Announcer

A couple of guys watching the same events everybody else is, though they often have a general surface knowledge of many more players, stats, and happening around different leagues they announce for.

If an announcer or sports writer (or the ones who give them a script) were good at going in a game and scoring 30 something or 40 something points, they would be on the team doing that. They add to a lot of the superhero hype that nobody can really live up to, and next thing you know, more people seem to want this guy kicked off a team and moved to a different town, to run him out of town. Some of the people behind some of these decisions think they own the leagues and the towns they play in.

by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021