Everything about Paulie was dysfunctional, he was impotent around the opposite sex. Erectile dysfunction was just a surface symptom.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021

The joke said he/she hopped freight trains to Kansas and back to work at age 5 to try and outdo his/her reality show competition. Really the joke was full of shit.
by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020

The fight started as the Jews and the people they were fighting until the intervention of the United States, for no good reason.
by Solid Mantis March 01, 2021

Someone got you that for Christmas? Why did you write Santa please bring me some pest for Christmas?
by Solid Mantis July 11, 2018

There's a lowlife cutting up the alleyway about to enter a city street crowded with civilians. You got eyes on him?
by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

That guy just got his glasses shattered by the basketball and the ref didn't call a foul even though he's got blood in his eyes. He's going to be in trouble if it gets much worse, why doesn't he just play regular basketball instead of KO basketball? Why does he keep doing this to himself?
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021

Someone who rejects the term outsider and even a few of the people who use it to describe somebody who doesn't see things their way (such as everybody has to be exactly the same underneath the skin).
The intraverts thought the extrovert was an outsider, someone who would never be in line with their bullshit rules and a life they considered a game for everybody. Really, saying outsider was another way to say he's an asshole they wanted dead, but hadn't found a way to kill and make it seem legit yet. The extrovert didn't know where all the gangsters and hustlers had come from, since quite a few of them were dorks growing up.
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2020
