Guy 1- I admit it, I'm a coward with a tiny penis.
Guy 2- You're gonna have to argue little better than that, mine is pretty small too.
Guy 1- It's not as small as mine.
Guy 2 pulls out a gum and puts on s bullet in Guy 1's chest.
Guy 1- Ahhhh what the fuck did you want me to say I have the biggest penis in the world and I hate cowards?
Guy 2-Yea, because I built your ego up that much, you'd be nothing if it didn't build you up.
Guy 1- Its not gonna matter any more now for me.
Guy 1 dies after argument.
Guy 2- You're gonna have to argue little better than that, mine is pretty small too.
Guy 1- It's not as small as mine.
Guy 2 pulls out a gum and puts on s bullet in Guy 1's chest.
Guy 1- Ahhhh what the fuck did you want me to say I have the biggest penis in the world and I hate cowards?
Guy 2-Yea, because I built your ego up that much, you'd be nothing if it didn't build you up.
Guy 1- Its not gonna matter any more now for me.
Guy 1 dies after argument.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2019
An overutitlized word, a lot of journalists write things like dropped to make their writing sound tougher. If a guy hasn't landed on his head, or fell 2 or more storeys against his will, he wasn't really dropped, he was just knocked down (if he went all the way down).
Quarterbacks who got sacked didn't get dropped (no matter how many yards they lost in the process), they got knocked down. The same applies to a guy getting knocked down in any other sport.
by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020
A guy that won't make cutting a guy in half with a machete look like an accident the way Dewey Cox would.
by Solid Mantis February 14, 2021
An instrument that divides shit.
He/she was mad enough at the dude that he/she cut him in half with a machete and made it look like an accident. He/she divided that dude.
by Solid Mantis November 26, 2020
If a tennis court is a giant ping pong table with a fence around it, a racquetball court is a giant folded up ping pong table.
The wall on a racquetball court is like the folded up part of a folded up ping pong table, whether you hit the ball with a racquet, a stick, your hands, or your feet.
by Solid Mantis October 01, 2020
If a tennis court is a giant ping pong table with a fence around it, a racquetball court is a giant folded up ping pong table.
The wall on a racquetball court is like the folded up part of a folded up ping pong table, whether you hit the ball with a racquet, a stick, your hands, or your feet.
Is the midget standing on the ping pong table again?
Is the midget standing on the ping pong table again?
by Solid Mantis October 01, 2020
As kids nobody was more righteous, no group was more righteous. So when did females become more righteous than males in middle school? When did black guys become more righteous than white guys in college? When did the LGBT community become closer to god's spiritual core than the rest of the population at birth? As kids there was no such thing as more righteous.
Some females claim to be more righteous than males, some black folks claim to be more morally righteous than white folks. Nobody was more righteous as a kid.
by Solid Mantis January 31, 2018