A lot of people who move from up north think they are moving to a suburban area down South exactly like where they were from, except they can get more house and more land for every dollar they make, and expect all the same amentities as they had where they were from. In reality, a lot of these houses weren't even there 20, 30 years ago, and were built on land where nobody lived before. Amenity wise, nothing was there because nobody lived there, it was the country. Most of the newer stuff was built for the people who moved there, and not for the people who were already there.
by Solid Mantis February 16, 2021
Not the same as suburban. Suburban is not everything that is not the city, suburban is the area around a city that is not urban or country.
Depending on what coffee table books you read, neighborhoods in upper Manhattan are suburban since they are not around midtown or downtown (and mostly residential/bedroom neighborhoods), and someone who wanted to talk shot about somebody's neighborhood or put it down could mention it, though you would think the way someone from the neighborhood describes their own neighborhood is accurate enough, without reading statistics about their neighborhood or going by a coffee table book. The same is true for many areas in many cities, a little bit of knowing what you're talking about is better than reading a book or what you think you know about something or someone. The country is not the suburbs and people who grew up somewhere that was not suburban at the time they grew up don't tend to have suburban values.
by Solid Mantis September 17, 2019
David Kaczynski thinks wearing glasses makes him look less Polish. He thinks they are robot alien blockers, and that the FBI only went after his brother and didn't pay him one million dollars because he didn't have his glasses on.
by Solid Mantis October 06, 2021
Somebody who thinks they're a shark is usually a bad fish, and often a silverfish, but never the shark.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2019
Somebody that tries for the image of a shark, and might even start claiming to be a shark and calling themselves one when they get desperate to get respected, even though nobody that knows them thinks they're anything like a shark.
The mama's boy/girl started calling himself/herself a shark, but everybody else thinks he/she is a bad fish, since there's plenty more like him/her.
by Solid Mantis November 18, 2019
Somebody who becomes celibate because other people are becoming celibate, the same way some people started fucking in high school because other people were fucking, rather than because they had an interest in the other person.
This bandwagon celibate guy holds nothing sacred, if a line forms for something else, he'll be standing in it once he gets bored with being celibate.
by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020
1) any owner of a breed of terrier, a breeder of terriers is the head of the terrier cell.
2) a terrorist who thinks they are a lot badder than they actually are, a terrorist who's afraid to blow shit up
2) a terrorist who thinks they are a lot badder than they actually are, a terrorist who's afraid to blow shit up
1) those yuppies are all terrorists!
2) you ain't really gonna commit suicide bombings like a badass doberman terrorist would, you're just a little terrierist boy, you got no terror in your balls
2) you ain't really gonna commit suicide bombings like a badass doberman terrorist would, you're just a little terrierist boy, you got no terror in your balls
by Solid Mantis August 08, 2016