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by Solid Mantis August 28, 2017
Get the Teapot mug.If you make music and someone tells you that your music should sound more contemorary, instead of making them a contemporary sounding album, why not just tell them to make their own contemporary sounding music if it's what they like, since the music you make is your own, it's not meant to sound like somebody else's, even if that makes it less popular, at least you didn't compromise your music because somebody thought that's what you should do with it.
Not everybody has to make music that sounds contemporary, if someone likes contemporary music, they need to buy albums by people that make it or make it themselves, not expect every artist to start making the kind of music they like, that's bullshit. If you're a music artist you would think they wouldn't buy tickets to your show if they didn't like the way your music sounded, especially not if you had been making music for a long time and people were still buying albums and tickets to shows.
by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020
Get the Contemporary mug.What if the reason people really sleep at night is so they can eat bugs and spiders without being awake at the time to know about it.
Most people dont want to eat bugs and spiders while they're awake, so that might be why they lay there unconscious for hours and sleep.
by Solid Mantis April 23, 2020
Get the Sleep mug.A lot of people look like a serial killer, but you don't hear many people say to somebody they know how they look like a serial rapist.
Gary-You look like a fuckin serial rapist Trent.
Trent-Fuck you don't say that Gary.
You know, I used to think Jim looked like a serial killer but not any more. Jim looks like a fuckin serial rapist.
Trent-Fuck you don't say that Gary.
You know, I used to think Jim looked like a serial killer but not any more. Jim looks like a fuckin serial rapist.
by Solid Mantis April 18, 2018
Get the Serial rapist mug.If someone's intestines are not on the ground they don't look like they got hit by a truck. Going flying is going airborne for a good distance, not stepping backwards to keep your balance.
The guy stepped backwards a few feet after getting pushed, he didn't go flying and he didn't look like a truck hit him, no matter how much somebody wanted the announcer to inflate the incident. He got pushed backwards a little, not knocked airborne for yards. Hit by a truck is a lit messier than what the announcer was describing.
by Solid Mantis April 5, 2021
Get the Hit by a truck mug.Someone who thinks they're making a major statement or changing the world every time they do something an asshole would do, like it's their first time being that way and they have to do/outdo more to prove they are an asshole to other assholes than everybody else.
The poser thought everything he/she said that an asshole would say needed to end up as a quote online somewhere, otherwise people would remember what he/she was like growing up.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020
Get the Poser mug.People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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