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Last stand

The kind of stand an idiot took instead of taking one when they had a chance to be a freakin genius.
Chris coulda been the next Einstein but he got combative with a guy he knew and it wound up being his last stand. 22 years old, fucked up.
by Solid Mantis May 9, 2017
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30 husband bachelorette

A female polygamist who's about to marry 30 fuckin husbands.
Little did the first husband know he would be the first of 30 for the 30 husband bachelorette. He also didn't know when he moved to the state of Metah that beheadings were the state capital punishment, and that she would have him and 5 other husbands beheaded over time.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2019
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James Bond

There seems to be a description of what James Bond should/has to look like, without much room for imagination. Why hasn't there been a fat James Bond, a black James Bond, or a gay James Bond? They limit James Bond to one kind of guy in the movies. Even a female posing as James Bond, or as a leading role without the name James Bond. Give them the hall pass and take away the taboo. That way not every black guy grows up wanting to be the Bond villain.
The Bond villain was converted to good and suddenly he didn't want to kill anybody after that. Would it be a good thing or a bad thing for the next James Bond?
by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021
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Menage

You know even a rapper with a big dick like that guy Yung Hung still has to pay for the shit every other guy...has to pay for. Fantasize about it or do it, if you're broke you ain't doin much if you're a dude, that's no fun is it?
Yung Hung Millionaire had a menage today, that must not have been a bad day.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018
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Instigator

Someone who tells people to remain calm or calm down knowing that the first thing they will do is react. Kind of like telling someone not to look at the dragon overhead.
Her family knew the girl was an instigator.
by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021
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Weak

Someone that tries to control a population with threats (or through dramatic, fatal examples). Threats of police brutality aren't the only kind of threats. Threats of stricter restrictions, more rules/laws, more enforcement of rules, more pressure, all to win what exactly?
The bubbly girl wanted to keep everyone around her locked down and restricted, so that instead of her being the outsider, they would all be the outsiders with no access to anything. She was weak, but never suffered any of what went with it the way other people suffered for her instead.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
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Thrown game

What the Charlotte Hornets and Carolina Panthers are trying to play against every season. A thrown game, a rigged system.
When one of your opponents has set up a thrown game for you to go against every season, your chances were always unlikely from the beginning. The real underdog was you.
by Solid Mantis May 18, 2021
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