Superficial

If you like hamburgers, they like hamburgers and sell hamburgers. If you like football, they like football and sell football gear. If you like ice skating, they like ice skating and sell skates. If you like smoking pot or shooting heroin, they like drugs and sell drugs. If you like anything that isnt for sale, you're on your own.
You thought you had a friend, but the superficial guy/girl was pretending to be your friend.
by Solid Mantis July 27, 2020
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Stomp the yard

In football, when a fourth down results in a turnover and the distance to a first down was exactly one yard, every now and then one player on the team that lost possession will lose their head and won't let it go. The player delivers a late hit to the opponent who made the turnover, removes his helmet and places his head on the football and tells him to bite the ball. The player then proceeds to stomp directly on the back of the opponents head, causing a forfeit of teeth. Usually, the player who loses it was the one who lost the ball, but not always.
Oh no, somebody call an ambulance, Armani Louweney is about to stomp the yard and Johnny Lathits is going to need serious medical attention, possibly a death certificate and obituary.
by Solid Mantis October 02, 2016
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Sympathy

Something you don't have for somebody you never met before. You don't care about somebody you never met, because you don't even like somebody you never met.
You have to have met somebody at least once to even know if you like them, let alone feel any other way about them. You don't feel sympathy for a guy you don't even know, and if you say you do, no matter what you tell everyone else, there is no deceiving yourself about the matter, no matter how desperately you try. George Floyd's trial has become people that never even met the guy pretending to feel things nobody would feel for somebody they never met, if they were honest with themselves.
by Solid Mantis April 10, 2021
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Barbarism

Instead of worrying about what some black guy is up to, wouldn't it be good for a white guy to have an inner barbarian in case some other white guy (or girl) decides it's a good idea to start a fire sale and send us all back to the stone age and run off with the money? That seems like a bigger threat than some unarmed black guy minding his business.
Barbarism might be something you need to know some day.
by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021
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Science

A way to justify a bullshit disrespectful attitude toward the world and anybody who doesn't think the way you want them to, despite your claims of being a liberator.
The girl and boy used science from their school books to justify their continued attitude toward the folks who did not and would not look at things in their bullshit rationalized, repressed way.
by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018
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Teapot

A guy who is five foot nothing, but weighs almost 200 lbs and would like to dance with you.
Are you prejudice against teapot men? You ain't gonna dance with me, but you'll dance with the six footers, fuckin skank.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2017
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Underdog

In a thrown fight, the underdog was never really the underdog, the underdog was the team to beat (favored).
Anybody can call themself (selves) the underdog, just like anybody can call themself (selves) selfless to get support from people who wouldn't otherwise support them.
by Solid Mantis November 04, 2019
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