On sight

A good way to turn someone into a YouTube star, pretend you want to fight them and have a friend film it.

The two girls pretended to almost get in a fight on sight and claimed they were doing for you, the viewing audience.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2018

Happy ending

An audience wants to hear about something too good to be true, they don't want to hear about how the good guy doesn't always make things right, have a bigger penis than the bad guy, or get a girl.

The guy that would be been considered the hero was a virgin until his twenties, never drove an expensive car, and didn't have an interesting life. A movie/story about bad guys was more interesting than the good guy's real life, even if it didn't have a happy ending.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2019

Respect

Its a given that nobody has to respect anybody, this is something you knew as a little kid.

You don't have to respect me any more than I have to respect you.

by Solid Mantis June 17, 2018

Hate fuck

Sleeping with the enemy, literally.

Jill was about to hate fuck a guy she despised, but she was mercurial so at times she was also his best fucking friend too.

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2018

Protesting

What's the point of going out and protesting, when you end up on your knees at the end of it, when all is said and done?

Protesting is a waste of time that could be spent waking up and fighting, or at least going to work.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2021

Mama's girl

A girl that's been turned into a pussy by her mother.

Mama's girl-Momma, can you bring me my gun so I can blow my head off? Its been an awful day, terrible.
Mama's girls mother-Take a nap darling, when you wake up it will be all better. The last thing you need is pressure, momma's gonna make everything better for my big mama's girl.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2019

Eighty six year old virgin

More than double the age of the 40 year old virgin.

Paul will be an eighty six year old virgin in fifty something more years.

by Solid Mantis May 01, 2017