A guy that don't have his own horn to toot, and don't have to toot his own horn. He might toot his boys horn though, if his boy brought a horn to toot over.
Jared was tooting Bobby's trombone yesterday. He's a horny bastard.
DJ Cold Ice doesn't usually play a horn, but the other day he was fuckin with Jerome's trumpet for about 25 minutes.
DJ Cold Ice doesn't usually play a horn, but the other day he was fuckin with Jerome's trumpet for about 25 minutes.
by Solid Mantis September 30, 2017
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by Solid Mantis August 01, 2016
Get the Blotter mug.Someone who thinks that they're a student of human behavior, spying on people for the government agency known as her mother.
The mama's girl kept notes about different people she knew from her human behavior class hidden somewhere for show to the person who found them.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021
Get the Mama's girl mug.Someone who can call their friend a slut, but has a problem with somebody who's not a friend calling them a slut or using the word slut, is by definition the worst kind of hypocrite. Like an asshole who does not know he's an asshole, this kind of hypocrite doesn't ever see who they really are, and is usually apologetic without knowing why they're apologetic or what for. It's better to do something on purpose and be a rude asshole about it than say you're sorry when you're full of shit and don't mean a word of what you say.
Another hypocrite who doesn't know it and thinks she's being treated unfair when somebody calls her a slut, why doesn't that impress people at the party anymore?
by Solid Mantis August 02, 2018
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Guy 1-The ruler ref doesn't know who won, he says we both have a small dick in comparison to most males. That's not gonna stop me from finding out who won by the next recount.
Guy 2- You know me, I'm gonna do this anyway I gotta know.
Guy 1- I gotta know myself.
Guy 2- You know me, I'm gonna do this anyway I gotta know.
Guy 1- I gotta know myself.
by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018
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Dan is a Wuban. He's not Cuban and doesn't speak a lick of Spanish, but considers himself the biggest cocaine dealer in south florida.
by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016
Get the Wuban mug.A year some groups of people calling themselves governments, or groups with the intent to become governments used to prepare most of the world's population for their more totalitarian form of government. If you look at what followed 1918 (depression and world war), and think that history can't repeat itself because technology has advanced or a few things have changed on the surface since then, think again. As long as people don't keep the groups calling themselves a government in check, they have no right to do anything the government hasn't given them permission to do.
2020 wasn't the worst year for a plague in history, the world has been through worse. If a few groups convince enough people that 2020 is the worst thing that could happen to them, they have almost total control over the lives of the rest of the popilation for the upcoming years. That defeats the point of calling any government a democracy, since calling it that is misleading.
by Solid Mantis January 26, 2021
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