Solar reader's definitions

Me

Yourself

I am me

by Solar reader June 14, 2019

Shit

The one thing noeone wants but has. Its annoying, evil, and an abomination.

I took a shit

by Solar reader June 14, 2019

Creeper

The thing that blows you up in your but. Via. the equivlent of a almost undetectable tactical nuke.

Creeper:...
Me: YAY!!! Diamonds!
Creeper: are you sure about that... HHIIIIIISSSSSSSS
Me: NANIIIIIII!!
Creeper: TACTICAL NUUUUUUKEEEEE!!!
Me:fuck fuxk fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCCKK!!!
My items: disiperioso
Lava: *takes items* there mine nooooow
Me: * destroys computer* IIIIII QUIT!!!

by Solar reader June 14, 2019