Softcock Express's definitions

softcock special

Robbie Engels favorite meal

Waiter: "what would you like sir?"

Robbie: "/i'll try the softcock special, i had one last night."

by Softcock Express April 26, 2010

Softcock express

Someone who is always wanting to hop on the dude train. Someone always ready to get on the softcock express and take a softcock.

Robbie: "All aboard the softcock express! Its going to dudetown!"

by softcock Express April 27, 2010