Definitions by Softcock Express

Softcock express

Someone who is always wanting to hop on the dude train. Someone always ready to get on the softcock express and take a softcock.

Robbie: "All aboard the softcock express! Its going to dudetown!"

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Waiter: "what would you like sir?"

Robbie: "/i'll try the softcock special, i had one last night."

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