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Emily

Emily… Blondes take notice that the bar has been raised. Try as you may to join her up there an unattainable standard has been set. An unbreakable ceiling where many aspire to be but few will ever achieve. Emily posesses a rare sex appeal and unique beauty that people will write song about. A real life Lola Montez. Beauty that strikes you as a fire hazard and a sweetness that will melt your heart. Like the mythical unicorn, If you’re blessed to cast your eyes on Emily you’ll want to capture her, have her studied in an effort to have her duplicated. Petite and sassy, a little pouty with a sense of humor and a command of your attention that you’re delighted to give. If you see Emily with radiating light and angels singing walking your way… Smile and keep walking aware that you’re in the presence of pretty much the best there is…

Emily, where have you been for the last five years and how did I survive this long without you?

by SofaKing Excitedtomeetyou July 15, 2021