Sofa Professor's definitions

Swords out

1) A phrase announcing to a group of men that it would be an ideal time to expose their penises.

2) An expression to indicate someone is going to give a task their full energy and attention.

"Look at that bus of nuns! Swords out, fellas!"

"Yeah I'm really gonna go swords out on this quarterly report."

by Sofa Professor August 26, 2014

Dirty Swiping

The act of swiping through potential Tinder matches while you sit on the toilet.

Look at this match I got while I was dirty swiping this morning!

by Sofa Professor June 3, 2016