Snover's Missing Nose's definitions

conucopia

Noun. A dazzling bag of dirty tricks, designed to mislead the most people in the the most flamboyant way possible. A carpetbomb full of Big Lies.

Wow! The new administration is a veritable conucopia of doublespeak.

by Snover's Missing Nose April 20, 2009

Shits Ice Cream

A person of extremely high self-esteem, especially when the rest of the planet can find no supporting evidence for the
self-worshipper's obsession with himself/herself. Especially applicable if the person is holier-than-thou. This person is perfect: just ask her/him!

"Get a load of Little Miss Perfect over here."
"Yeah, she SHITS ICE CREAM."

by Snover's Missing Nose May 12, 2008