knob choker

A person engaged in activities gratifying to self but ultimately useless.

The head of HR is a major knob choker.

by Smoodge the Naked August 11, 2006

shat upon from a dizzying height

1. made to suffer extreme indignity by those in power;

2. rendered dysfunctional by severe administrative incompetence

1. Our Vietnam veterans were shat upon from a dizzying height.

2. The server ran fine until it was shat upon from a dizzying height.

by Smoodge the Naked August 18, 2006

put the shits up you

To frighten badly; terrify.

That Freddy Krueger could really put the shits up you.

by Smoodge the Naked August 17, 2006