Definitions by Smoking Chicken

immaculate poop

n. a bowel movement that leaves one's anus perfectly clean, without a spot or a stain such that wiping is unnecessary

Today is going to be a GREAT day! I just took my morning dump and it was an immaculate poop!

n. the intentional desecration or disrespectful treatment of a guy's sac

That was a sacilege the way that priest was going to town on that altar boy.