Smokey Mc2Stroke's definitions
This is a completely useless individual stricken to work at convenience stores, or fast food restaurants for all of their existence. Kirkpatrick's are known for their low self-esteem, lack of motivation, poor hygiene, and horrific bad looks. This individual has no sense of humor to speak of unless it is one of their own (lame) wise cracks.
Bill: Dude, whos that lazy son of a bitch on your couch?
Jon: I don't know but he's a real Kirkpatrick.
Jon: I don't know but he's a real Kirkpatrick.
by Smokey Mc2Stroke December 11, 2010
Get the Kirkpatrickmug.