Smiley Shark's definitions

Dermottle

Dermottle: when you thought you were having a boy, but halfway through saying Dermot you realise it’s a girl. Therefore out comes “Dermottle” followed by a flood of tears.

“I can see the babies head. Here comes our little baby boy....wait...it’s a Dermottle?”

by Smiley Shark April 30, 2019