2 definitions by Smelly big jimmy

Spunk Punk'd

When you are having protected sex with someone and you, rather sneakily, remove the condom and blow your semen inside them, whilst declaring loudly to the victim that they have been "spunk punk'd."

Girl: You fucking prick, did you just come inside me!
Guy: Tough titties bitch. You have been Spunk Punk'd.

by Smelly big jimmy September 9, 2018

A BIG JIMMY

A big tough shit. One that you really have to use your anal muscles to push out after eating a big meal the night before. And it hurts like hell when you push it out. It is sort of like a variation of constipation.

Guy 1: Hey dude, what took you so long?

Guy 2: I had to do a big jimmy. Christ it hurt like hell.

by Smelly big jimmy August 28, 2018