This is a penis that is rather girthy but short in length, similar to a tuna can. Often hard to work with while trying to have relations. Performing Doggy-Style with a woman who has 'back' is out of the question for a man sporting a 'tuna can'. The tuna can cannot enter the zone.
Bill was a very funny guy and great to be with...but we had to break up. He had a tuna can penis and couldn't satisfy or even enter me.
by Smellman March 5, 2009
Get the Tuna Can Penismug. When a girl is a tad older and may have a lot of experience being with a variety of mates and or toys. Her vag part is then referred to as a Kitty Carryall.
Bill was excited about being with an older woman. He has heard nothing but great things about Jill and was eager to enter her Kitty Carryall, where so many others had been before him.
by Smellman May 4, 2009
Get the Kitty Carryallmug.