Smegforbrains's definitions

Dirty Ingram

The act of fingering your dog before quietly picking your nose.

I was at the traffic lights and I saw this guy in the car next to me use his best friend for a dirty Ingram

by Smegforbrains June 19, 2020

Ingram burger

When making homemade burgers you have noticed you have run out of sauce so you rely on evenly applying gentleman’s mayonnaise to your hot meat.

I’d like an Ingram burger with cheese please

by Smegforbrains June 19, 2020

Dirty Ashley Ingram

A dirty Ashley Ingram is the art of placing chocolate donuts around the male member and then eating them without licking your lips.

Will you give me a dirty Ashley Ingram tonight?

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020