Definitions by Smedley von Shnurdley

sleading 

The act of reading a book while dozing off. Usually this is intentional, reading in order to fall asleep.

Bob spent the afternoon sleading outside on his porch swing.

sleading by Smedley von Shnurdley June 24, 2012

smeds

A feeling of depression, general malaise. The blues.
Also, to make someone feel this way: "That jerk really smedded me."
From the cartoon character Smedley the dog, who is the big loser in Chilly Willy cartoons.

"I've got the Saturday night smeds"

smeds by Smedley von Shnurdley December 21, 2009

tetris

to stack many items in the fridge or freezer, especially when it initially seems that they won't all fit.
(based on the video game where you fit falling bricks together)

"Can you tetris these leftovers for me?"

tetris by Smedley Von Shnurdley September 8, 2009