Smedley McScarja's definitions

Punxsutawney beaver

A vagina that only gets used once a year on a special occasion.

Before we were married, my wife and I had lots of sex, now she has a Punxsutawney beaver.

by Smedley McScarja March 30, 2017

Dirty Columbus

The act of having anal sex with someone who has never had anal sex before.

It was 2 am and she was a naive girl, drunk and willing try new things, so he suggested the dirty columbus.

by Smedley McScarja November 20, 2013