Smaxxon Valdez's definitions

smaxxon

A completely ambiguous term that can be used anytime/ anywhere a person feels compelled to do so. (however, it is usually used in senteces where a high amount of gravity is sought. It Most commonly replaces a verb or adj. and it is often directly followed by the word bonerzwhich is pronounced bo-nairs).

1."Dude this beer is totally smaxxon" (meaning: this beer is totally fucking good.)
2. "Holy shit dude, Jessica smaxxon boners!" (meaning: Jessica is sooo fucking sweet-dick hot.)
3. Man, my dad has been a total smaxxon lately (meaning: My dad has been a total duesch-bag lately.)

by Smaxxon Valdez July 7, 2006