Fezzer

Farting in your car & it smells so bad it’s still there when you get back in 20 mins later.

Pop into the pub for a quick 🍺

Friend getting a lift home: “Ferk! Your car stinks”

Steve: “Sorry mate, I must have done a fezzer was hoping it had cleared”

by Smart Town July 13, 2021

Jubes

When you wash your hair for the first time in 3 weeks and it suddenly becomes soft curly pubes on top of your head.

“Wow Nathan, what’s up with the Jubes!?”
“Is it that bad!? I washed my hair last night”

by Smart Town January 18, 2020