Definitions by Smart Girl Philippines

Filipina Alarm Clock

When a Filipina wakes you up with a blowjob early in the morning.

Person 1: "I'm planning on meeting you at the gym tomorrow at 6AM. Are you sure you'll make it?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, I've got a Filipina Alarm Clock."

Filipina Alarm Clock by Smart Girl Philippines February 2, 2026