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a penaldog, or penaldogs, are the retarded 5yr old fans of the tapin and penalty merchant penaldo who cant comprehend that the real goat is lionel messi. these fans usually get bantered by smart football fans who knows that football isnt only about goals. these penaldogs say that goals are everything because they know if they bring assists, dribbles and playmakings into the talk, messi will mop the floor with penaldo's career.
penaldog: goals are everything, they win you games
smart football fan: u cant make a goal without an assist kid, unless u can solo dribble like the great messi, unlike penaldo who can only score from tapins and pens.
by Smart Football Fan June 24, 2022
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