Slye's Strudel

A delicious breakfast pastry, covered in the surgery honeydew of nirvana and filled with the blissful tastes of everlasting pleasure.

Also: something you, yes, YOU, will never ever get.

You: O! Me WANTZ Slye's Strudel NOAWZ!!!

Slye, owner of Strudel: No, YOU NOES HAZ STRUDELZ!!!

by Slye Scourge August 24, 2008