Definitions by SlyRob

Platonic dry hump

When your BFF of the opposite sex, who no longer lives near you and is busy with their amazing career and life, texts you one day giving you notice that they are gonna call you in the next day or two because they miss you and need to catch up. Only to not hear from them for a period much longer than a day or two.

Bro, how’s Kathy doing? have you heard from her lately? Just a text a while back, followed by a platonic dry hump. Still waiting.

Platonic dry hump by SlyRob August 11, 2026