Definitions by Sluddy 1

smurf batter

(noun) man jazz, ejaculate, man juice, cum, nut

amanda needed a wet nap to wipe all of kyle's, alex's, steve's, scott's, mark's, david's and tyrone's smurf batter off her face before she went to the prom.

smurf batter by Sluddy 1 March 16, 2007

slut button 

clitoris or clit; natures Rubix cube

thanks to jason's large and throbbing dong jenna has a swollen slut button.

slut button by Sluddy 1 March 16, 2007