Definitions by Slippery Wibbler

Boner Bout

When you have an unnaturally long-lasting boner.

Dude, I don't know if I can go to work today, I've got a nasty Boner Bout going on.

A boner has to go up and down to be considered a bout. Like a boner roller coaster.

When the porn starts getting weird, you know it's going to be a boner bout.