2 definition by Slim Twofingers

Usually a female individual, usually drunk and/or temperamental, noisy, and generally incorrect in assumptions. A woman more interested in ruining her man's good time than breathing. A nagging, rude, obnoxious female. See also cunt bag.

In many ways, this is a step up from douchebag or bag of douche you all commonly know.

carpet douchebagger - n - kar-pet doosh bag-err

1. In reference to carpetbaggers of Civil War era, going about causing trouble in the eyes of the locals

2. Someone who is a DB to such an extent that they seem to carry their supply of douche with them where ever they go.