doctor: its a boy!
Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!
Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes
Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-
Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!
Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!
Baby: *jacks off*
*15 years later*
Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!
*5 years later*
baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!
The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!
Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes
Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-
Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!
Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!
Baby: *jacks off*
*15 years later*
Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!
*5 years later*
baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!
The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023
When someone asks "money or love" i pick money. Why? Because bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks. Love is a bitches game. -Slim Shady
by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong July 06, 2024
The tank equivlant of an aircraft carrier in the roblox game "ww2 tank simulator fanmade". It is The largest tank in the game, and can only be destroyed by the karl-gerat, a mini nuke launcher on crack. If a normal tank tries shooting it it barely damages it
(playing roblox ww2 tank simulator fanmade)
N00bking94: excuse me what the fuck is that?
Guest 1337: HOLY SHIT THATS A FUCKING LANDKREUZER! GET THE KARL-GERAT OUT!
Mr.DoomBringer: HAHA NOOBS TIME TO GET PWNED!
*Landkreuzer shoots tiger*
*n00bking94 and guest 1337 dies*
(2 minuites later)
N00bking94: get out the karl-gerat
Guest 1337: ok ill be gunner
Mr doombringer: HAHA NOOBZ SURRENDER
*Karl-gerat shoots landkreuzer*
*entire landkreuzer explodes*
Mr. doombringer: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU- Anyways we got totaled
Swagjagson (lanzdkreuzer gunner): the karl gerat is a literal nuke launcher on crack lol, next time shoot it on sight.
N00bking94: excuse me what the fuck is that?
Guest 1337: HOLY SHIT THATS A FUCKING LANDKREUZER! GET THE KARL-GERAT OUT!
Mr.DoomBringer: HAHA NOOBS TIME TO GET PWNED!
*Landkreuzer shoots tiger*
*n00bking94 and guest 1337 dies*
(2 minuites later)
N00bking94: get out the karl-gerat
Guest 1337: ok ill be gunner
Mr doombringer: HAHA NOOBZ SURRENDER
*Karl-gerat shoots landkreuzer*
*entire landkreuzer explodes*
Mr. doombringer: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU- Anyways we got totaled
Swagjagson (lanzdkreuzer gunner): the karl gerat is a literal nuke launcher on crack lol, next time shoot it on sight.
by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong July 06, 2024
just when you thought you found all the qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm definitions, you type qwawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolp backwards, and you realize theres no escpae
however, i was the first to define this, finders keepers mothafucka.
the cool thing about this one is that it has the word sex in it
however, i was the first to define this, finders keepers mothafucka.
the cool thing about this one is that it has the word sex in it
how many qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm definitions are there?
*lpkojimhungybftvdrcsexawzq
HOLY SHIT THIS ONE ISNT DEFINED YET!
*lpkojimhungybftvdrcsexawzq
HOLY SHIT THIS ONE ISNT DEFINED YET!
by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong August 20, 2024
A 12 guage Shotgun slug is .729 of an inch. Making it a 72 caliber bullet. Compare that to a bullet shot put of a desert eagle which is .500 of an inch.
A 10 guage slug diamater is 0.775, basically a 77 caliber bullet.
Shotguns that fire slugs are basically the biggest bore guns you can legally obtain without paying goverment extortion money.
A 10 guage slug diamater is 0.775, basically a 77 caliber bullet.
Shotguns that fire slugs are basically the biggest bore guns you can legally obtain without paying goverment extortion money.
by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong July 06, 2024
Your that fuckin bored aint you?
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by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong February 06, 2024
When hospitalizing someone with a .22 LR isnt enough, so you want to kill them, but your broke and can only afford 22 ammo, so the best option is 22 magnum.
Is actually better than a 9mm in cases where you care about capacity over stopping power, a s&w m&p in 22 magnum can actually hold 30 rounds.
Its not the most powerful deuce deuce cartridge however, that would go to the .22 hornet.
Is actually better than a 9mm in cases where you care about capacity over stopping power, a s&w m&p in 22 magnum can actually hold 30 rounds.
Its not the most powerful deuce deuce cartridge however, that would go to the .22 hornet.
I just dumped 5 rounds of 22 magnum form my m&p on this noob XD, now i got enought money to afford a 9mm! But i prefer having 30 rounds on a pistol so fuck that! - Raleigh Crips Feild Marshall Tyrone McJamal Jordan (not an actual person)
by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong July 25, 2024