Definitions by Slick Tricks

Phoner 

A Phoner is a mistaken boner in your friends pants, which is actually a cell phone that has fallen too far into a front pants pocket( Right or Left) of your friend.

" Dude? are you poppin' a stiffy HERE?"
" Dude, relax, its just a phoner"

Phoner by Slick Tricks January 25, 2009