Definitions by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong

Jobber to the Stars 

A regular genious. This guy is right on the level of Alphabean as far as English goes. He however has one flaw, and that flaw is that he and El Capitano Gatisto like to wear giant boots. ECG lives in a boot however, and JTTS just wears them.

You really are growing out your stash well this year aren't you Jobber to the Stars.

Jobber to the Stars by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004

Alphabean

Dude has a hat made of pure butter. He and Miotch often go to see SideburnZ when he is out of the closet with his grandpa sock. Alphabean and Wedge are enemeys who would each each others faces out if they were not afraid of chipping a tooth.

How did you get that hat made of butter on to the beach without it melting Alphabean?

Alphabean by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004

SideburnZ 

A man who takes pride in friends he will never meet in real life. He sleeps in his closet on most nights, and doesn't bathe. Also he has a sock that he wears on his left hand that has a face similar to his great-grandpa's and he spends time talking to this sock on his hand.

SideburnZ just spent twelve hours in his closet talking to his sock again while Masturbating to his winter boots.

SideburnZ by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong September 9, 2004