Definitions by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong
Zefflin
Best friends with XundertakerX. They are both friends in the 5th grade, and taught each other everything they know about sex.
I bet XundertakerX and Zefflin are pretending to go to a movie agian, so they can both slip into a sleeping bag.
Zefflin by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004
Alphabean
Dude has a hat made of pure butter. He and Miotch often go to see SideburnZ when he is out of the closet with his grandpa sock. Alphabean and Wedge are enemeys who would each each others faces out if they were not afraid of chipping a tooth.
Alphabean by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004
SideburnZ
A man who takes pride in friends he will never meet in real life. He sleeps in his closet on most nights, and doesn't bathe. Also he has a sock that he wears on his left hand that has a face similar to his great-grandpa's and he spends time talking to this sock on his hand.
SideburnZ just spent twelve hours in his closet talking to his sock again while Masturbating to his winter boots.
SideburnZ by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong September 9, 2004