Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong's definitions

Alphabean

Dude has a hat made of pure butter. He and Miotch often go to see SideburnZ when he is out of the closet with his grandpa sock. Alphabean and Wedge are enemeys who would each each others faces out if they were not afraid of chipping a tooth.

How did you get that hat made of butter on to the beach without it melting Alphabean?

by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004

HB2K4

What in the hell is this guy thinking? I really have no clue. Is he thinking "You know I think I better save a few dollars for me mum" or is he thinking "I better spend this cash so me mum doesn't get a hold of it"

Either way he's thinking something, and thats not a good thing for everyone else.

HB2K4, do you realize what you are doing!

by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004

JoJo the Rabid Monkey

A man who follows the worst NFL team in the history of the spot. This guy is known for snorting crack off the crack of a crack-whore. He likes to eat pancakes as well.

Why don't you stop eating those pancakes JoJo the Rabid Money? Seriously.

by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004