Definitions by Skys the Limit

Milner

One of the tiny little rolled up bits of toilet paper you find stuck to the hairs round your arsehole many hours after wiping your bum

What the fuck is that stuck to my arse hair?

Oh fuck me, it's a milner

certain size of beer sold in a larger bottle. drinking one is like drinking 3 and a half beers.

ay while you're at the liqour store, grab me a 40 oz.