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when you wipe your behind after going number two and there are shitstains on the toiletpaper, you know you just birthed a magical poop a.k.a a Wünderwürst! It's a slick dumping that leaves no residue. After popping a Wünderwürst, people feel happy, careless and blessed because they don't have to go through the exhausting proces of wiping 'till clean(ish) . In some cultures pooping a Wünderwürst is considered a good omen.
(note fom author: I was just writing this when I pooped a Wünderwürst! Unbelievable!)
(note fom author: I was just writing this when I pooped a Wünderwürst! Unbelievable!)
S: (enters room) 'Aaah, I just dumped a Wünderwürst!'
H: 'Good grief, again?! you must have touched by an angel!'
S: 'I most certainly am touched by an angel, I can still feel her lingering touch. I don't have a care in the world...'
H: *sigh*
H: 'Good grief, again?! you must have touched by an angel!'
S: 'I most certainly am touched by an angel, I can still feel her lingering touch. I don't have a care in the world...'
H: *sigh*
by Skurrrt Cobain December 9, 2018
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