Skrendle daddy's definitions
Noun: skrendle : the single poop pebble that was the result of an attempt at shitting hard like your life depends on it.
Adjective: skrendlous : to describe something small or extremely minor that was the result of a very great effort, such as a shit pebble being the result of the shit force of someone who’s life depends on it.
Action: Skrendling : the act of attempting to shit with extreme force, and having little result, at which point you end up with a lonely shit pebble.
Past tense of skrendling : skrendled
Adjective: skrendlous : to describe something small or extremely minor that was the result of a very great effort, such as a shit pebble being the result of the shit force of someone who’s life depends on it.
Action: Skrendling : the act of attempting to shit with extreme force, and having little result, at which point you end up with a lonely shit pebble.
Past tense of skrendling : skrendled
Guy 1 : “Hey bro, did you hear about Cleatus? He couldn’t make it to work because he ended up in the hospital”
Guy 2 : “What are you saying, I didn’t understand??”
Guy 1 : “Bro how do you not know? It was on news a couple nights ago, he skrendled and it gave him an aneurysm or something fucked up”
Guy 2 : “Dude I’m so lost who is skrendle and what fucked an aneurysm? My AirPods are turned up”
Guy 1 : “Dude what?”
Guy 2 : “Bro, I said he had a fucking skrendling”
Guy 1 : “What?”
Guy 2 : “Bro, what the fuck? Well, that was kinda skrendlous”.
Example 2:
When you constipated and the homie asks if you poopin alright “nah fam. I pushed and pushed, but all I got was a skrendle”
Guy 2 : “What are you saying, I didn’t understand??”
Guy 1 : “Bro how do you not know? It was on news a couple nights ago, he skrendled and it gave him an aneurysm or something fucked up”
Guy 2 : “Dude I’m so lost who is skrendle and what fucked an aneurysm? My AirPods are turned up”
Guy 1 : “Dude what?”
Guy 2 : “Bro, I said he had a fucking skrendling”
Guy 1 : “What?”
Guy 2 : “Bro, what the fuck? Well, that was kinda skrendlous”.
Example 2:
When you constipated and the homie asks if you poopin alright “nah fam. I pushed and pushed, but all I got was a skrendle”
by Skrendle daddy July 9, 2023
Get the Skrendle mug.Noun: skrendle : the single poop pebble that was the result of an attempt at shitting hard like your life depends on it.
Adjective: skrendlous : to describe something small or extremely minor that was the result of a very great effort, such as a shit pebble being the result of the shit force of someone who’s life depends on it.
Action: Skrendling : the act of attempting to shit with extreme force, and having little result, at which point you end up with a lonely shit pebble.
Past tense of skrendling : skrendled
Adjective: skrendlous : to describe something small or extremely minor that was the result of a very great effort, such as a shit pebble being the result of the shit force of someone who’s life depends on it.
Action: Skrendling : the act of attempting to shit with extreme force, and having little result, at which point you end up with a lonely shit pebble.
Past tense of skrendling : skrendled
Example 1:
Guy 1 : “Hey bro, did you hear about Cleatus? He couldn’t make it to work because he ended up in the hospital”
Guy 2 : “What are you saying, I didn’t understand??”
Guy 1 : “Bro how do you not know? It was on news a couple nights ago, he skrendled and it gave him an aneurysm or something fucked up”
Guy 2 : “Dude I’m so lost who is skrendle and what fucked an aneurysm? My AirPods are turned up”
Guy 1 : “Dude what?”
Guy 2 : “Bro, I said he had a fucking skrendling”
Guy 1 : “What?”
Guy 2 : “Bro, what the fuck? Well, that was kinda skrendlous”.
Example 2:
When you constipated and the homie asks if you poopin alright “nah fam. I pushed and pushed, but all I got was a skrendle”
Guy 1 : “Hey bro, did you hear about Cleatus? He couldn’t make it to work because he ended up in the hospital”
Guy 2 : “What are you saying, I didn’t understand??”
Guy 1 : “Bro how do you not know? It was on news a couple nights ago, he skrendled and it gave him an aneurysm or something fucked up”
Guy 2 : “Dude I’m so lost who is skrendle and what fucked an aneurysm? My AirPods are turned up”
Guy 1 : “Dude what?”
Guy 2 : “Bro, I said he had a fucking skrendling”
Guy 1 : “What?”
Guy 2 : “Bro, what the fuck? Well, that was kinda skrendlous”.
Example 2:
When you constipated and the homie asks if you poopin alright “nah fam. I pushed and pushed, but all I got was a skrendle”
by Skrendle daddy July 7, 2023
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