Definitions by Skip the Obtuse

Hegseth

A straight guy who can't stop sucking dick and eating the ass of a bloated, orange octogenarian while farting Cheeto dust and humming the Battle Hymn of the Republic and stroking off Putin and Netanyahu.

OMG! Look how patriotic that hegseth is. What a roll model.

Hegseth by Skip the Obtuse June 4, 2025