2 definitions by SkinnyBitch

One who obtains children and/or pets merely for monetary gain or social status...
No parenting or training involved.. electronic visual stimulation is usually all the parenting skills used
Billy and Buffy are up to 2 life ornaments, one dog and one boy.. they both crap in the house

She has 4 life ornaments and one hell of a child support check
by SkinnyBitch February 10, 2016
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A girl who lives in Wisconsin and is considered gorgeous. But, by all other standards is considered 15lbs overweight.
"Damn Dude, that girl is gorgeous!"..."Nah Dude, that girl is Wis-Gorgeous. Have you seen how much hotter most girls are from other states?!"
by SkinnyBitch July 4, 2012
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