Hot as snatch

A term to express excessive heat. The female equivalent to "Hot as balls".

Holy fucking shit is it hot as snatch out today.

by Skimbo Jackson December 28, 2011

Doo Doo Crayon

When you take a dump and it breaks off leaving a point on the remaining fecal matter so no matter how many times you wipe you still get a brown stripe on the paper.

I got the Doo Doo Crayon again no matter how many times I wipe I still get the skidmark.

by Skimbo Jackson September 20, 2011

Polar Gook

A derogatory term for a person of Inuit or Yupik descent.

God Damn Polar Gooks! I bet they don't have a word for yellow snow!

by Skimbo Jackson June 07, 2011