2 definitions by Skeeter and Mr. Serrano
An extremely fat, lazy butt pirate who can't get it up and plays Wii all day. He can't, nor will he ever,gey any, not even a fat chick!
Fat chick: Why can't you satisfy me? Forrest :I'd rather go play my Wii, i'm not attracted to women, and i'm impotent
by Skeeter and Mr. Serrano December 29, 2009
forrests mom has a rusty cockpit
by Skeeter and Mr. Serrano December 29, 2009