Sjork the Viking's definitions

red

One of the many different flavors of Kool-Aid. Others include yellow, orange, purple, and occaisionally green.

Guy: Hey, you got any Kool-Aid?
Other Guy: Yeah, what flavor?
Guy: Red!

by Sjork the Viking December 24, 2008

cops

A show in which the person caught is always watching themselves on tv.

Guy: Hey, look at that guy, I bet he's watching himself right now! What a loser!
*Cops burst in*
Guy: Oh, hell.

by Sjork the Viking December 14, 2008