Definitions by Sir. Queefs-a-lot

sperm specks 

When a man ejaculates on the specs, or glasses of another person.

Hey, Velma! How do you like those sperm specks girl!

sperm specks by Sir. Queefs-a-lot July 4, 2017

Queefstruated 

A woman experiencing a queef while menstruating.

Bro, I was pounding Tiffany last night when she totally queefstruated everywhere!

Queefstruated by Sir. Queefs-a-lot February 10, 2014